they're sirens.
what the fucksauce smeyer. if making vampires sparkle wasn't enough for you, now you have to delve into greek mythology and screw that up too? apparently, what's going to happen is that they'll be mermaids, but called sirens anyway. you can't do that!
MERMAIDS LIVE IN THE WATER.
SIRENS LIVE ON ISLANDS.
they're different! and the worst thing is that she'll get away with it, too. people will let her spoon-feed that crap to them and love it, and meanwhile i will be having seizures in the street.
sigh.
i'm getting a headache.