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i just might cry

Sun Nov 16, 2008, 10:15 AM
  • Mood: Suffering
  • Listening to: 'the girl you lost to cocaine' - sia
i've just seen a quote (while googling for 'the little mermaid' merchandise, no less) that stephenie meyer plans on writing another so-called saga about mermaids. but wait, they're not mermaids!

they're sirens.

what the fucksauce smeyer. if making vampires sparkle wasn't enough for you, now you have to delve into greek mythology and screw that up too? apparently, what's going to happen is that they'll be mermaids, but called sirens anyway. you can't do that!

MERMAIDS LIVE IN THE WATER.

SIRENS LIVE ON ISLANDS.

they're different! and the worst thing is that she'll get away with it, too. people will let her spoon-feed that crap to them and love it, and meanwhile i will be having seizures in the street.

sigh.

i'm getting a headache.

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:iconmonori-lai:
~monori-lai Dec 25, 2008, 1:38:22 AM
Agh, Meyer strikes again! D:
I hate Twilight though. Seriously. Let's band together and beat down Meyer's with her crappy paper back books. Shall we? 8D
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~MushroomMage Dec 25, 2008, 10:40:08 AM
I concur. Where and when?

--
"you are not special. you are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
:iconmonori-lai:
~monori-lai Jan 2, 2009, 5:59:43 PM
Where ever she lives or works. It's also best to act casual about everything.


It's going down, I'm afraid. :tea:
:iconmushroommage:
~MushroomMage Jan 3, 2009, 1:13:47 AM
:popcorn:

Agreed.

--
"you are not special. you are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
:iconmonori-lai:
~monori-lai Jan 3, 2009, 6:07:42 AM
Good, it's settled then - we'll get a runaway car, stash our ammo in the trunk, dress up in super cool funky suits that make us stand out, cos, y'know, we gotta look cool when we do this stuff. Then we'll barge in on her molesting a life-sized poster of Edward Cullen in her office because she is a freak and obsessed with her crap writing, fuck up her office, destroy the Edward Cullen poster, and then save the author for last.

This will definitely happen. We'll be heroes and enemies, but mostly heroes.

But not until I say when.
:iconsupersoulreaper:
Mood: Contempt ~supersoulreaper Jun 24, 2009, 5:03:05 PM
Hi Mushroom-sama!

Can I join your Stephenie Meyer destroying band? She killed vampires for me... THEY DO NOT SPARKLE, DAMMIT!THEY DRINK BLOOD AND KILL PEOPLE!!! AND THEY CANNOT BE "VEGETARIAN"!

She really needs to read her own writing because (one of my friends forced me to read Twilight)she contradicts herself repeatedly and OFTEN.

She needs a whack on the head and a teacher to help her write like a sane person. Maybe you could help her! Your writing rocks!!!

-SUPERSOULREAPER, Future Ruler of the World
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